Post by ParmaJon on Apr 30, 2016 19:10:49 GMT -6
I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ANYMORE! Welcome to the 20th anniversary of groundhogs day, population my mind is pudding. Why do I even post here if everything is the same day in and day out? 20 years of seeing this shit and this is how I decide to entertain myself. If I really tried I could’ve cured fucking cancer but no, this is how I spend my eternal hell of house sitting while everyone else is on vacation. Sure, I go and visit people, sure I know my house will get robbed every night at 8:37 pm, but I have nothing to lose. NOTHING AT ALL. I’ve seen you all have the most severe reactions to everything possible that I could post, I see the same story getting posted this afternoon, same freaking comments about.
THIS JUST KEEPS HAPPENING OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND PLEASE STOP IT.
You all have the peace of mind of waking up tomorrow morning as a fresh new day for better or worse. IT'S NOT REAL TOMORROW DOESN’T EXIST AND WILL NEVER FREE ME FROM THIS BULLSHIT. It can’t stop, I will never be free. You probably won’t even show sympathy towards someone going through the worst situation possible. You will just be confused like the last thousand times. Sympathy may make me feel better in the short run, but the long run is still this enraging monotony that plagues me. Oh good, now you may be guilt tripped. Guilty that you make fun of a madman who tries to ease the pain of this nonsense. I AM BILL MURRAY. I write these god damn heart felt speeches just to see it gone in the morning. Possibly the funniest time was when I copy and pasted the entire works of Shakespeare and got banned for spamming the forum. That was so funny. Or that time that I hacked everyone's accounts and had conversations with myself was soooo funny. Or even better was when I flooded the the forum with so badly with gruesome pornography that the admin couldn't even log on to ban me. Ahh, reminiscing on memories.
Well friends, I guess this is a goodbye and a hello. I’ve already spent half my life in this perpetual state of horse shit, so I guess the next milestone is to spend twice my time on earth in hell. Have fun everybody, and cheers to another 20 amazing years!
THIS JUST KEEPS HAPPENING OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND PLEASE STOP IT.
You all have the peace of mind of waking up tomorrow morning as a fresh new day for better or worse. IT'S NOT REAL TOMORROW DOESN’T EXIST AND WILL NEVER FREE ME FROM THIS BULLSHIT. It can’t stop, I will never be free. You probably won’t even show sympathy towards someone going through the worst situation possible. You will just be confused like the last thousand times. Sympathy may make me feel better in the short run, but the long run is still this enraging monotony that plagues me. Oh good, now you may be guilt tripped. Guilty that you make fun of a madman who tries to ease the pain of this nonsense. I AM BILL MURRAY. I write these god damn heart felt speeches just to see it gone in the morning. Possibly the funniest time was when I copy and pasted the entire works of Shakespeare and got banned for spamming the forum. That was so funny. Or that time that I hacked everyone's accounts and had conversations with myself was soooo funny. Or even better was when I flooded the the forum with so badly with gruesome pornography that the admin couldn't even log on to ban me. Ahh, reminiscing on memories.
Well friends, I guess this is a goodbye and a hello. I’ve already spent half my life in this perpetual state of horse shit, so I guess the next milestone is to spend twice my time on earth in hell. Have fun everybody, and cheers to another 20 amazing years!
