UCA Podcast - Short and Shivery 5

It was an accident <.<

Creature Monster - Slap That Fuzzy .jpeg

So a young boy wanted fortune and fame
Oh lets just admit it he is not ashamed
So he went on youtube to see what was hot
And the noodly horror it took him on the spot
Some guy was telling stories of horror and pain
The boy could see himself on the shores of spain
He made an artist friend draw him as the reaper
Changed his name to THE PASTA CREEPER

He read a tragic story about some boy named Jeff
A youngster who became the embodiment of death
He found some spooky music to put in the background
But Pasta Creeper found himself in a conundrum
Youtube is a video site, he needs at least an image or two
So I told him the same thing I will now tell you

Slapslapslap slap that fuzzy .jpeg boy
Slapslapslap slap that fuzzy .jpeg boy
Slapslapslap slap that fuzzy .jpeg boy
Slapslapslap slap that fuzzy .jpeg boy

He got views and subscriptions in the blink of an eye
I know you are surprised but let me tell you why
The Pasta Creeper had voice sexier than the voice of god
And it fit perfectly for stories made of shock factor, gore and blood
His wallet grew thick with money and with money comes the ladies
Clinging over him like mad beasts with rabies
He looked at me confused asking me what to do
So I told him the same thing I will tell you too

Slapslapslap slap that fuzzy .jpeg boy
Slapslapslap slap that fuzzy .jpeg boy
Slapslapslap slap that fuzzy .jpeg boy
Slapslapslap slap that fuzzy .jpeg boy

Slapslapslap slap that fuzzy .jpeg boy
Slapslapslap slap that fuzzy .jpeg boy
Slapslapslap slap that fuzzy .jpeg boy
Slapslapslap slap that fuzzy .jpeg boy