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Post by Skill Flea on Jan 11, 2016 16:52:46 GMT -6
I turned to my partner and saw hyper-realistic smoke coming out of his mouth! He did this every day on the force, blowing it in my face. He died of lung cancer ...
30 years later.
After the funeral I was walking in the dark forest outside of muy house when I saw it. A blood-red NES cartridge laying there in the middle of the woods. I jumped back in horor at its presence. The words rang out so clearly:
"Smoking Simulator".
I took it home. It was a sign. From my dead partner - this is his work.
I popped it in to my son's NES. He complained about me using his NES so I beat his ass. This was 4 my partner!!
When I turned on the NES, the NES began to vomit out hyper-realistic vomit! My son screamed, so I had to hit him again.
The game continued to play on my TV and despite the mountain of vomit spewing everywhere. The sound was unbearable!! The hyper-realistic vomit was turning into hyper-realistic blood -I couldn't handle it anymore.
I had to turn off the game.
As I hit the power button,one final message played on the screen.
There was my partner's face crying hyper-realistic blood. With the words underneath in blood:
"Smoking Killz"
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Post by ParmaJon on Jan 11, 2016 17:04:13 GMT -6
Wow, this is so good that it made me cry hyper-realistic tears.
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Post by Orion M on Jan 11, 2016 17:24:53 GMT -6
SkillFlea I hyper-realistically love you lol
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Post by Skill Flea on Jan 11, 2016 18:33:30 GMT -6
Thank you. Thank you.
*Takes a bow*
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Post by Skill Flea on Apr 27, 2016 21:19:02 GMT -6
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Post by Orion M on Apr 27, 2016 23:12:03 GMT -6
Huh.... Wha..... Huh.... Ok now
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Post by Skill Flea on Apr 28, 2016 2:44:06 GMT -6
Huh.... Wha..... Huh.... Ok now My thoughts exactly...
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Post by Orion M on Apr 28, 2016 6:07:48 GMT -6
Some one send you that?
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Post by Skill Flea on Apr 30, 2016 3:28:12 GMT -6
DAE sent this to me via PM.
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